Thursday, February 24, 2011

Sluts Only


It's a very nice place
even if I tell you myself, dear.
See, how nice this kitchen is.
Full shelves on two sides,
and see here, proper Cauvery water connection
full time running water. Luckily
no water problems here yet. But this summer,
who knows?
And nice view from front room no?
Yes, it may be a little noisy in the day
but of course you won't be here most
of the time, you are working no?
Aha, yes, in a MNC, so nice,
my son also, but he is in the U.S,
his wife also, they have one daughter,
just yesterday we were talking on the phone;
my son he says I should learn to use the computer
but no dear, I am too old fashioned for all this,
but my husband, he is all the time in the internet.
So you will be alone here?
Yes, yes, I understand, sometimes one
needs privacy
but it would be better no, if there was another girl,
someone to talk to.
Rent? Well, the last tenants were paying 15000, but you are alone,
for you, 14000 plus water and electricity. But must be paid
by 5th of every month, ok?
And please, I am very particular about cleanliness,
you can talk to my maid, she can do for you also,
just give her some 500, that is enough, don't agree for more.
These people, always trying to cheat you.
Oh, and you are vegetarian yes?
No? Oh well, I thought, from your name,
oh? Christian? There is a church nearby, very close,
walking distance, sometimes I go light a candle
God is one, after all.
Oh last thing,I don't need to tell you,
I am sure, but we are a family neighbourhood,
gate will be locked at eleven, and hope there
won't be much noise.Not partying kind, yes,
I thought so, you look such a quiet girl,
but you will have friends staying over,
oh no problem, girls only no?
No?


I'm sorry, but you understand,
this is a family neighbourhood,
we don't rent out to
those kind of people.

(Dedicated to N, D, K and all *those * people, with much love and in complete solidarity)




2 comments:

Jake said...

I am not so sure about the solidarity part :P

Priyanka said...

I resent that comment. Hmmph.